I sleep 10 hours a day

metal head ed icon from @marycrispies
do I get a senior discount for having this blog since 2014?

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large


paxamericana:

you can tell the internet is objectively worse than it was 20 years ago because when you google “[song name] guitar tabs” there’s four different websites trying to sell them to you via some fucked up proprietary software rather than a geocities site like “mike’s [band name] tab emporium” with .txt files




hymnsofheresy:

I hate anti aging propaganda. it is a blessing to live long enough to see your hair become silver and your face wrinkle with time.



craycraybluejay:

anticensorshipsideblog:

cvt-n-sl4sh:

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girl what 😭

how old must we be before we are allowed to think about sex, i can never remember, they keep moving the goal posts.

We’re never allowed to think ab sex sorry. Teen years are hormonal but being horny before 18 is a sin. When you’re horny and 18-25 its cringe. When you’re horny 25-35 “you should get a partner and stop being openly horny.” When you’re horny 35-45 that’s weird because you’re “kinda old.” When you’re horny 45-55 you’re a creep. And when you’re horny 55+ you’re an old person who can’t and shouldn’t be horny. This is how they think. Sex bad, basically. Thinking about sex is bad. Wanting sex is bad. Anything even mildly related to sex or sexuality is bad.



evilwizard:

when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet



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